Making Out is International

Making out is international. Everybody from every nation should come together with a unilateral make out policy. Diplomacy should be handled by a crack team of kissers. Their lips pursed, ready to tackle the most difficult issues, prepared to give a little mouth-to-mouth to some serious diplomatic nightmares. Israel and Palestine, have you even tried just a little smooch on the lips of your supposed enemies? You might find their breath is fresher than you thought, their lips softer and smoother. Perhaps a little make out party is in order. A little spin the bottle to get things rolling. Just remember that the bottle needs to be something non-alcoholic, you do not want to offend your new Muslim kissing buddies.

Sometimes it is appropriate to kiss an animal. Don’t worry...